Okay, okay, hear us out. What does a house wear?
HAHA, okay wait… how about this:
Why did the hipster real estate agent refuse to show the riverfront property?
…It was too current!
We crack ourselves up, it’s true. But after this sh*tty year, we thought that we could all use a joke or two. Okay, maybe three, but that felt self-indulgent.
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